supernatural, doctor who, sherlock, etc. ~be the person patrick stump thinks you are~
Let’s all take a moment and appreciate the mental image of Jim Moriarty as a University Professor
All of the above? No, no, no, this was so easy, it was so easy; it was a trick question,
“Do we have to type our paper?”
“Do we have to double space?”
“Is this due THIS Thursday or next Thursday?”
I want this.
In the original Sherlock’s Jim actually was a University professor.
#protip: if you dont want your fans to ship a pairing, don’t include lines like
- "I need you"
- "I’d rather have you"
- "I’m hunted, I rebelled, and I did all of it, for you"
- "Dean and I do share a more profound bond."
I’m not leaving without you
No one wants him here more than I do
I don’t know about you guys, but Armageddon sick and tired of the apocalypse.
Dean Winchester at some point, probably.
He smirks to himself as soon as he’s said it, proud of his stellar wordplay, but nobody laughs. Sam scrunches up his face like he’s getting an impacted molar removed; Castiel just squints.
Dean gets huffy and doesn’t talk to them for the next two hours.
And the angel answered him, “I am Gabriel. I stand in the presence of God, and I was sent to speak to you and to bring you this good news:
Our whole fandom is going to hell
instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture